not polite

slogan tees for the group chat era

one line per shirt on a heavyweight tee in black or white

one-liners / 3

  1. sorry i am the group chat leak

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line sorry i am the group chat leak across the chestsorry i am the group chat leak$30
  2. SA
    sam

    i bring snacks to skip talking

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i bring snacks to skip talking across the chesti bring snacks to skip talking$30
  3. AL
    alex

    i rehearse leaving early

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i rehearse leaving early across the chesti rehearse leaving early$30

dating / 4

  1. sorry i brought the screenshots

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line sorry i brought the screenshots across the chestsorry i brought the screenshots$30
  2. SA
    sam

    i love my ex from afar

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i love my ex from afar across the chesti love my ex from afar$30
  3. AL
    alex

    unlovable but on time

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line unlovable but on time across the chestunlovable but on time$30
  4. JO
    jo

    one star. it was me

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line one star. it was me across the chestone star. it was me$30

party / 1

  1. I LOST MY JACKET AGAIN

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line I LOST MY JACKET AGAIN across the chestI LOST MY JACKET AGAIN$30

cringe / 3

  1. sorry i moved the seating cards

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line sorry i moved the seating cards across the chestsorry i moved the seating cards$30
  2. SA
    sam

    i clap when the plane lands

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i clap when the plane lands across the chesti clap when the plane lands$30
  3. AL
    alex

    SORRY I ATE THE / WEDDING FAVORS

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line SORRY I ATE THE / WEDDING FAVORS across the chestSORRY I ATE THE / WEDDING FAVORS$30

for the girls / 2

  1. my love language is leaving

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line my love language is leaving across the chestmy love language is leaving$30
  2. SA
    sam

    i love being the problem

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i love being the problem across the chesti love being the problem$30

not polite originals / 9

  1. $7.13 till friday

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line $7.13 till friday across the chest$7.13 till friday$30
  2. SA
    sam

    i am a slut for auto-save

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i am a slut for auto-save across the chesti am a slut for auto-save$30
  3. AL
    alex

    pride and pregame

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line pride and pregame across the chestpride and pregame$30
  4. JO
    jo

    i liked my own post twice

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i liked my own post twice across the chesti liked my own post twice$30

  5. i rage quit the tutorial

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i rage quit the tutorial across the chesti rage quit the tutorial$30
  6. SA
    sam

    five stars. would spoil again

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line five stars. would spoil again across the chestfive stars. would spoil again$30
  7. AL
    alex

    i applaud when my food arrives

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i applaud when my food arrives across the chesti applaud when my food arrives$30
  8. JO
    jo

    FYI / (Forgetting You Instantly)

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line FYI / (Forgetting You Instantly) across the chestFYI (Forgetting You Instantly)$30

  9. 0 POINTS SCORED / AND STILL SWEATING

    flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line 0 POINTS SCORED / AND STILL SWEATING across the chest0 POINTS SCORED / AND STILL SWEATING$30
  10. sam
my love language is leavingsorry i brought the screenshotssorry i moved the seating cardssorry i am the group chat leaki love being the problemmy love language is leavingsorry i brought the screenshotssorry i moved the seating cardssorry i am the group chat leaki love being the problem

rude little shirts for you and your group chat

slogan tees for the group chat era

one line per shirt on a heavyweight tee in black or white. no shouting, no glitter, no explanation. if you know, it is for you.

see the shirts

the house rules

  1. we print the thing everyone was thinking

  2. one line per shirt, nothing else

  3. self as the target, never a stranger

  4. no shouting at the buyer, ever

  5. if it needs explaining, it does not ship

i love my ex from afarunlovable but on timeone star. it was me$7.13 till fridayi am a slut for auto-savei love my ex from afarunlovable but on timeone star. it was me$7.13 till fridayi am a slut for auto-save

what this is

not polite is a slogan tee label. the first drop is twenty four lines on a heavyweight tee in black or white. pick the line that reads like your group chat and wear it to the moment it describes.

every shirt is printed on demand after checkout, so nothing sits in a warehouse. the label is run by no fun studio in denver.